New Proverbs for the Internet

01. Home is where you hang your h@
02. The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
03. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
04. You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
05. Great groups from little icons grow.
06. c:\ is the root of all directories.
07. Don't put all your hypes in one home page.
08. Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
10. Too many clicks spoil the browse.
11. The geek shall inherit the earth.
12. A chat has nine lives.
13. Don't byte off more than you can view.
14. Fax is stranger than fiction.
15. What boots up must come down.
16. Virtual reality is its own reward.
17. You can lead a newbie to FAQ's, but you can't make him think.
18. A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
19. There's no place like www.home.com 
20. Lurk before you sleep.